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i dont want anyone to sell any arms for it!
i just... never thought it was ever such a big deal even when jean and marco and the others say it
i mean its not like i paid for it its just... me.

it's just a saying. no one's selling an actual arm for an arm length dick like yours.

it is a big deal. there are a ton of people who specifically go for ones your size. and even if it's just you, it's still pretty damn hot.

why just ones like this? i thought all of them were good

they are, but for me, bigger ones feel better. they go deeper and hit spots smaller cocks can't.

...oh i thought the angle had something to do with it
um...
what counts as small

oh the angle definitely has something to do with it. easier for bigger ones than smaller ones in my experience.

personally? anything under 5.

hange said something sort of like that. she said itd be easy for me to hit, uh... she called it a g spot? sorta like how guys have a spot like that in their butts or at least thats how i kinda see it.

what if theyre a little under five but theyre thick?

g-spot, yes. the gräfenberg spot. and that's exactly it. you can do it with your fingers too, but with a cock, it's good too.

mmm... depends on how thick they are? it's really a case by case basis. i'm kinda picky.

gräfen...berg. thats weird.

but i guess i really am right up your alley
i mean i still dont know how big it is when its hard but
i showed my friend compared to the tv remote we have in the house and it was about that size.

it's the name of a very old, very now dead guy.

are we talking about the remotes that come with the tv's in the apartments?

yeah
with all the buttons on it and its long

good lord.

so when are you going to let me touch it? because you're hyping it up and now i'm having a hard time not thinking about it.

uhhhh
i dunno

i expected that answer.

anyway, leveling the playing field. here you go.

[Bertolt, meet the girls, Tit and Tat.]

they're piercccccccccccd

tdidnt that hurt

a little, but it was quick and once they healed, they were fine.

getting my clit done was a breeze.

WHAT

Edited (oh my god html stop iiiit I want texty text) 2014-12-14 15:20 (UTC)

what what?

YOU PIERCED YOUR CLIT.

yes. yes, i did. thank you for stating the obvious, bertolt.

Edited 2014-12-14 16:26 (UTC)

why would you do that
youre the third person i know who has done something like that
whyyyy

because a) it's my body and b) it increases sensitivity. it's not that big of a deal.

i dont get it!

it's not a math problem, bertolt. what's there to get?

everything. ive been on the receiving end of guys who have it and i wont lie
it does feel good
but i just dont
get it.
at all.

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