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[thenormalsquint]

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text goodness maya is so innocent

[thenormalsquint]

A size queen is a person who really likes big dicks, either male or female.

text no she's just from 90s Japan

[heartboobs]

Oh!

I'm a size queen, too. You know, yolo, and all.

[they have to stop teaching her modern lingo]

text and angela's from 2008, pre-yolo

[thenormalsquint]

Yolo?

text christ

[heartboobs]

You Only Live Once

text christ

[thenormalsquint]

That's absolutely true. Only one life that's too short to stick to small dicks.

[heartboobs]

That's right! And I've been sticking to nothing but huge ones! Do you wanna know the name of a guy who I think you might "enjoy" making friends with?

[thenormalsquint]

Sure. Hit me with it.

[Maya, you are the best friend a girl could ask for.]

[heartboobs]

[If there's anything Maya is good for...]

His name is Greed. Yup, like the deadly sin.

[thenormalsquint]

Oh, him. I've met him. I'm still waiting for him to prove all the claims he's made.

[heartboobs]

What claims did he make?

[thenormalsquint]

That he can teach people how to be better in bed and that he's practically the best as what he does. Pretty much the same old story I've heard from almost every guy I've met.

He also claimed that it's now his personal mission to win me over.

[heartboobs]

Yeah, well, that sure sounds like Greed. He thinks he's god's gift to women. I'm glad you've gotten along so nicely already.

[Clearly.]

He is pretty good in bed, though. Guess who I lost it to?

[thenormalsquint]

At the very least, he's entertaining. I have a weakness for cocky assholes. I know, it's a problem.

You were a virgin when you got here?

[heartboobs]

Cocky assholes aren't a problem when you crush them underfoot and show them who's boss.

Is it surprising?

[thenormalsquint]

Oh, that's the only reason why I like them. What kind of woman do you take me for, Maya?

A little? I kind of assumed that with the mansion, you had more than just Ariel experience under your belt.

[heartboobs]

[It's not like she knows you super well, Angela! But whatever, that's a great answer she admires. Props to you, girl.]

Nope! I started as soon as I came to Ariel. Greed was my first, on my second night here.

[thenormalsquint]

Honestly? That's a damn good start. Jump into the deep end with the biggest one you can find. One you take that, you can pretty much take anything.

[heartboobs]

Angela...

[thenormalsquint]

Whaaaaat? Don't tell me I'm wrong because I'm not.

[heartboobs]

Well, I guess I believe you! I haven't broken in two yet. And some of these guys were almost as long as my arm.

I think?